It would probably be easier for the folks at Glastonbury Festival to just list the bands that are not playing this year.

Highlights include: Rolling Stones, Mumford & Sons, Dizzee Rascal, Vampire Weekend, Elvis Costello, the XX, Smashing Pumpkins, Alt-J, Two Door Cinema Club, Tame Impala, Alabama Shakes, Of Monsters and Men, the Lumineers, Public Enemy, the Weeknd, Major Lazer, Django Django, Dinosaur Jr., Phoenix, Tyler, the Creator, Nas… Oh fuck it, we’re tired of typing.

Who wants to plan a trip to England??